Big, Bad world

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be



scopelock:

I bet seb loves to take naps (or just lay and relax), and if he’s in the bed alone, he sleeps on his stomach, and Jim’s gotten really good at sneaking in the room (he’d learned that Seb’s a light sleeper and cranky if he gets woken up) so sometimes Jim will just sneak in to grab something out of his room and then Jim just leans over and like, bites him or grabs his ass and Sebastian screamed the first time he did it but now all Jim gets is a muffled, “WHY.”

posted 1 hour ago via rnormor · originally scopelock
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citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

posted 2 hours ago via wayiero · originally taxicar
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mymodernmet:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.


overlordestelle:

congratulations to lupita nyong’o for her Oscar but more importantly congratulations because she’s literally the only person on this planet that can pull off every single color in existence


"A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair."
— note to self  (via coldflowers)

jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.


khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
image

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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markliddell:

markliddell:



phoxyllama:

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

yup


"My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself."
Michelle K., First Love. (via michellekpoems)