Big, Bad world

  • Me: I should do something with my life
  • Me: *opens tumblr*



Mystrade AU: “You can imagine the Christmas Dinners.”


So, I’m not a huge Mystrade shipper, but I ADORE this, hahaha!


most accurate chart i’ve ever made


most accurate chart i’ve ever made


okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.




This is the Borneo Bay Cat, one of the rarest wild cat breeds in the world.  Endangered, forest-dwelling, and about the size of a house cat, it’s population is facing a projected decline of more than 20% by 2020 due to habitat loss.

I never thought I’d see photos of them on my dash!

this animal looks like the tiny queen of the jungle

Ever had someone take your brain and play?

posted 2 hours ago via imjohnlocked · originally black-nata
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If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 


If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat


You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 






jim moriarty and sebastian moran (seb says no jim does it anyways)

holy fuck me holy fuck me holy fuck me i am a puddle ON THE GROUND amazing AMAZING THIS IS AMAZING!!

eee thank you u3u

The evil rubber ducky is a nice touch

i thought so you know i was all hmmmmmm what to put here it seems blank and then i was all well why not an evil rubber ducky jim seems the type


Can’t wait to see you arrested.